Up at Noon: Avengers: Endgame Bathroom Hacks, DC Villain Movies and Mortal Kombat Klassic
Gotta pee in Avengers? We’ll teach you how!
By Brian Altano
Up at Noon is back with some relaxed, goofy, informative (?) weekend content on IGN as the second episode of our newly rebooted weekly comedy variety show is here to make your Saturdays suck less! This week on the show! Avengers: Endgame is the biggest movie in the world and it’s also one of the longest, so we’re teaching you how to pee during the movie without having to get out of your seat. That’s right: we’ve devised a plan to allow you to go #1 without missing a second of the #1 movie in the world. We did a totally ’90s Let’s Play of two VERY different Mortal Kombat 11 games – decades apart – and figured out exactly how much the franchise has changed over the years, even if we haven’t. Did you know that if you buy the game now you still have to buy some of the men in it? It’s ridiculous! And finally, we’re huge fans of Batman (especially of the Animated Series variety) so we pitched a bunch of weird, awesome, insane ideas for some standalone Batman villain movies that we’d love to see once Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker film is already out there. One of them involves Die Hard and none of them involve basketball. Lots more nonsense, shenanigans, and horse apple fun time goodness for you to enjoy! In case you missed last week’s stunning, star-studded debut episode of Up at Noon, you can watch it right here. Critics are calling it “hilarious and informative” and “I hope this isn’t the new Up at Noon.” We’re very happy to be back making this show if you couldn’t tell. And we’re only just getting started! Brian Altano is a host and producer at IGN. Go follow him on Twitter so he has more people to talk about Star Wars, pizza, and action figures with.